Do you like Bunnies? Well, how would you feel if I told you that rabid bunnies are terrorizing and defacing national parks! This is a serious problem that should not be ignored.
Bunnies run into the parks at night and dig holes with shoes. Big ones, small ones and medium ones. Every night 25% of the bunny population come and ruin the amazing grass. Also, People fall into these horrible holes and twist their beautiful ankles.
In conclusion, you need to arm your house to defend from bunnies. Because THIS IS WAR!!!!